SMART SENTENCES

1. God is real, unless declared integer



2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.



3. Death is hereditary.


4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.


5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.


7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.



9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.


10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


11. Well done is better than well said.


12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.


13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.


14. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.


15. Where there's a will there are five hundred relativ es.



16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die .

Contrary Proverbs

All good things come to those who wait.
BUT
Time and tide wait for no man.



The pen is mightier than the sword.
BUT
Actions speak louder than words.



Wise men think alike.
BUT
Fools seldom differ.



The best things in life are free
BUT
There's no such thing as a free lunch



Slow and steady wins the race
BUT
Time waits for no man



Look before you leap
BUT
Strike while the iron is hot



Do it well, or not at all.
BUT
Half a loaf is better than none.



Birds of a feather flock together.
BUT
Opposites attract.



Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.
BUT
Forewarned is forearmed.



Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT
Faith will move mountains.



Great starts make great finishes.
BUT
It ain't over 'till it's over.



Practice makes perfect.
BUT
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.



Silence is golden.
BUT
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.



You're never too old to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks



What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
BUT
One man's meat is another man's poison.



Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
BUT
Out of sight, out of mind.



Too many cooks spoil the broth.
BUT
Many hands make light work.



Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
BUT
Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them