Marriage.....??

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*David* *Bissonette *
*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. *

*Sacha Guitry *
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. *

*Socrates *

*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.*

*Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. *

*Dumas *
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does
a woman want? *

*Sigmund Freud *
*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. *

*Anonymous *
*"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." *

*Sam Kinison *
*"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage." *

*James Holt McGavran *
*"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't." *

*Patrick Murray*
*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. *

*Nash *
*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once... *

*Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. *

*Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. *

*Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. *

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*Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine." *

*Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."*